“Your patron is an inexplicable fusion of technology and eldritch arcana; a Network works like a series of tubes magically connecting an unfathomable amount of entities which together become a unified force with a single unquenchable thirst: Entertainment. It recruits and surveils its warlocks to temporarily alleviate this need.”
An enchantment and divination-focused warlock wielding a handheld smart-device.
This is a joke subclass, and as such it has not been playtested. This is a fun conclusion to my “every monday of october” subclass releases if i do say so myself.